A cat with no legs
Pros:
1. It will always be with me. There is no escaping my love; not with those nubs
2. No cat scratchies
3. Won’t hop up on the bed, interrupting sexy time
4. Always inside available to my lovins!
5. Bragging rights, my cat has no legs
Cons:
1. My cat has no legs
2. Can’t toilet train (maybe?)
3. Miss kitty paws, they look like little beans
4. These are not enough reasons for me to not love him
(Source: nickholmes)
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
Pierce, Serena this is for you…
How are you simultaneously so beautiful and scary to me?
SOMEONE ELSE IS AFRAID OF BALLOONS AND STILL THINKS THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL ASKDJGKOA;IGNAKDFJ I’M NOT ALONE I’M NOT ALONE
(Source: a-million-times-over)
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws the possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
man
feeelinggg thisss
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Just remember who did it first and did it best
